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This page will occasionally change, but you will always get a smile here.


The Highest Form of Humor

Apparently puns can be found in our most respected writings: Shakespeare and the Bible. We say this page is aspiring to join those ranks.
  • Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
  • A backward poet writes inverse.
  • A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
  • Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
  • Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
  • A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  • Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
  • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  • Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
  • Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
  • When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
  • A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
  • Q: What's the definition of a will?
    A: A dead giveaway.
  • In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
  • She was engaged to her boyfriend with the wooden leg until she broke it off.
  • A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  • If you don't pay your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
  • With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
  • When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
  • The man who fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered now.
  • You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
  • He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
  • Every calendar's days are numbered.